1. wellthatsjustgreat:

    At the grocery store. Orange juice was available as:

    • No Pulp
    • With Pulp
    • MORE Pulp
    • LOADED With Pulp

    They did not have the other levels which are, in order of increasing pulpitude:

    • Loaded With Even More Pulp
    • Extra Loaded With Lots Of Pulp
    • Holy Shit, That’s A Lot Of Pulp
    • Seriously. There’s A Lot Of Pulp In This Motherfucker.
    • Stop Fucking With Me. Who Would Want This Much Pulp?
    • I’m Not Fucking With You. There’s So Much God Damned Pulp In This Sumbitch That You Should Forget A Straw Because You’ll Need A Fucking Ladle.
    • Screw The Ladle. Get A Carving Knife.
    • No Longer Juice. Slightly Damp Pulp.
    • An Orange

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